do you know what I feel like saying?

I feel like saying a lot of things. I feel like saying right to your face, "You are disgusting. You have been seriously offensive, and you have seriously pissed off the wrong girl." The wrong witch. Read that? Witch. I don't tell people I'm a witch, it usually makes people dislike me or think I'm stupid which is very annoying. But I told him, he knew, and he still decided to piss on my car. Just in case people don't know this about me already; I do not take peeing on my car lightly. He's just lucky it was the van and not TED. Otherwise more than just pins would've been stuck into his doll already. Tonight I shall sleep with my bad juju talisman, and tomorrow morning I will mostly definitely be ready to set my second hex into motion. Yes, the first one has already happened. There will be a second, there will be a third. And there will be yet another, from another witch. And then, if I'm lucky, there will be a man willing and eager to kick his ass.

And yes, I am talking about devin. Devin. Worst thing he coulda done was piss on my car, second to that was givin me his name.